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The Wood Eye

Started by LachlanKno, April 27, 2021, 06:03:09 PM

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[h1] The Wood Eye [/h1]

This kid was playing around, and then he ran into a tree, and he poked
his eye out. So, he ran inside to his mother and said, "Mom! I poked
my eye out!" and she said,"I think we better go to a doctor." So they
go to the doctor. The doctor says,"I can give you a glass eye for
$100" but the mom says,"We're poor we can't afford that." so he
says,"I can give a wood eye for $10." and she takes it.Years pass
and he gets made fun of and doesn't really have any friends. Soon
there is a school dance and even though he doesn't have a girlfriend
he still goes. He was standing in the corner and he saw a girl
standing at the other corner, and she has a hare lip.

He goes up to her and says, "Would you like to dance?"
And she says, "Would I! Would I!"

So he says, "Hare lip! Hare lip!"
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