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Men are like
« on: May 14, 2016, 03:29:15 PM »

Men are like ... Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
  Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
  Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
  Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
  Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth & they usually head right
  for your hips.
  Men are like... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
  Men are like . Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
  Men are like . Government Bonds . They take so _ _ _  long to mature.
  Men are like . Mascara...  They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many
  inches you'll get or how long it will last.
  Men are like ... Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
  Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are